{"id":4019,"date":"2026-04-02T11:09:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T09:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/?p=4019"},"modified":"2026-04-02T11:09:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T09:09:11","slug":"la-gazette-de-kergalan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/2026\/04\/02\/la-gazette-de-kergalan\/","title":{"rendered":"LA GAZETTE DE KERGALAN"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 class=\"western\">\ud83d\uddde\ufe0f\u00a0<i>\u00c9dition Sp\u00e9ciale : Printemps &amp; Adr\u00e9naline<\/i> | <b>Avril 2026<\/b><\/h4>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">\u26a1 OP\u00c9RATION KERGALAN-FUTUR \u26a1<\/h2>\n<h5 class=\"western\"><strong><i>Le courant passe entre nous (et les vaches aussi)<\/i><\/strong><\/h5>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 class=\"western\">\ud83d\udc04 UN B\u00c2TIMENT \u00c0 HAUTE TENSION<\/h3>\n<p>Notre nouveau complexe agricole est d\u00e9sormais <b>100% robotis\u00e9<\/b>. Entre la traite automatis\u00e9e par guidage laser et les cl\u00f4tures \u00ab\u00a0Hyper-Volt\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 trois rangs, nos besoins en \u00e9nergie sont devenus colossaux.<\/p>\n<p>Pour y r\u00e9pondre, nous avons install\u00e9 une toiture <b>\u00ab\u00a0Ultra-Volta\u00efque\u00a0\u00bb<\/b> de derni\u00e8re g\u00e9n\u00e9ration, capable de transformer le moindre rayon de soleil breton en foudre domestique.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"western\">\ud83c\udf81SURPLUS \u00c9NERG\u00c9TIQUE<span style=\"font-size: large;\"> : <\/span>VOUS \u00caTES LES GAGNANTS!<\/h3>\n<p>Le transfo de Ga\u00ebl (un petit bijou \u00e0 <b>50 000 \u20ac<\/b>) d\u00e9borde ! Les jours de grand soleil (environ 93 jours par an, soit tous les mardis et jeudis), le r\u00e9seau sature.<\/p>\n<p><b>Enedis-Agrotech<\/b> a donc d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9verser\u00a0\u00bb ce trop-plein d&rsquo;\u00e9lectrons directement chez vous, les voisins !<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>VOTRE TARIF PR\u00c9F\u00c9RENTIEL : 0,063 \u20ac \/ kWh<\/b> &gt; <i>(Au lieu de 0,178 \u20ac, soit une \u00e9conomie de 250 \u20ac\/an pour vos raclettes et vos machines \u00e0 laver !)<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 class=\"western\">\ud83d\udd0c OPTIONS &amp; RECHARGE RAPIDE<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4022\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=300%2C164&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=300%2C164&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=1024%2C559&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=768%2C419&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=150%2C82&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=550%2C300&amp;ssl=1 550w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=310%2C169&amp;ssl=1 310w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?resize=1320%2C720&amp;ssl=1 1320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_yis7vyis7vyis7vy.png?w=1408&amp;ssl=1 1408w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Bornes \u00ab\u00a0Flash-Ga\u00ebl\u00a0\u00bb<\/b> : Rechargez votre v\u00e9hicule \u00e9lectrique le temps d&rsquo;une traite (3 places disponibles).<\/li>\n<li><b>Tarification libre<\/b> : Le propri\u00e9taire des bornes fixe le prix selon la m\u00e9t\u00e9o et la qualit\u00e9 du lait du matin.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 class=\"western\">\ud83d\udce9 COMMENT EN PROFITER ?<\/h3>\n<p>Pour ne pas griller vos ampoules par exc\u00e8s de z\u00e8le \u00e9lectrique, merci de faire part de votre choix \u00e0 <b>Mme Dumans Henriette<\/b> (Service Agrotech Enedis).<\/p>\n<p><b>Envoyez 1 ou 2 par mail \u00e0 : <\/b><a href=\"mailto:henriettedumans@kergalan.org\"><span style=\"color: #1d2228;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica Neue, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>henriettedumans@kergalan.org<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>CHOIX 1 :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0Je veux les \u00e9lectrons de Kergalan\u00a0\u00bb (Option d\u00e9lestage secteur).<\/li>\n<li><b>CHOIX 2 :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re payer plein pot\u00a0\u00bb (Option bougie).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>\ud83c\udf26\ufe0f M\u00c9T\u00c9O : ENFIN LE BOUT DU TUNNEL !<\/h3>\n<p>Sans revenir sur les d\u00e9luges de janvier et f\u00e9vrier (<b>450 mm<\/b> relev\u00e9s \u00e0 Lan-Bihou\u00e9, soit plus du double de la normale, transformant nos jardins en rizi\u00e8res), il est enfin temps d&rsquo;accueillir le printemps. Et avec lui, une nouvelle qui va faire trembler le bitume de notre rue !<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2 class=\"western\">\ud83e\uddac DU NEUF \u00c0 KERGALAN : LE RANCH DE L&rsquo;EXTR\u00caME<\/h2>\n<p>Tous nos regards sont d\u00e9sormais tourn\u00e9s vers l&rsquo;est : le magnifique b\u00e2timent de <b>Ga\u00ebl<\/b> change de destination. Oubliez les vaches laiti\u00e8res traditionnelles, place \u00e0 la d\u00e9mesure !<\/p>\n<h3>Le Colosse d&rsquo;Am\u00e9rique d\u00e9barque chez nous<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"western\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4020 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=468%2C351&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=150%2C112&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=310%2C232&amp;ssl=1 310w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?resize=140%2C105&amp;ssl=1 140w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kergalan.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Gemini_Generated_Image_xvrisaxvrisaxvri.png?w=1195&amp;ssl=1 1195w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>Sur <b>1 200 m\u00b2<\/b>, Ga\u00ebl s&rsquo;appr\u00eate \u00e0 accueillir une centaine de <b>Bisons du Nebraska<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Le cheptel :<\/b> 50 m\u00e2les dominants, 50 femelles reproductrices.<\/li>\n<li><b>Le gabarit :<\/b> Pas de \u00ab\u00a0nabots d&rsquo;Europe\u00a0\u00bb ici, mais de purs colosses d\u00e9passant largement la tonne !<\/li>\n<li><b>Le bonus boucher :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0The Beast\u00a0\u00bb poss\u00e8de <b>2&#215;10 c\u00f4tes<\/b>, contre seulement 2&#215;6 chez nos braves Charolaises. De quoi faire p\u00e2lir d&rsquo;envie le barbecue le plus exigeant du quartier.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3 class=\"western\">\ud83d\udea9 RELEVEZ LE D\u00c9FI \u00ab\u00a0MATADOR\u00a0\u00bb !<\/h3>\n<p>Encore des sceptiques ? Ga\u00ebl vous attend de pied ferme sur le ranch pour une immersion totale dans le Far West breton.<\/p>\n<p><b>VENEZ TESTER VOTRE COURAGE :<\/b><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Enfilez vos santiags (ou vos bottes de pluie, on reste \u00e0 Kergalan).<\/li>\n<li>Saisissez une poign\u00e9e de foin dans chaque main.<\/li>\n<li>Entrez dans l&rsquo;enclos pour d\u00e9couvrir le <b>vrai frisson du matador<\/b> qui sommeille en vous face \u00e0 1 200 kg de muscles et de cornes !<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<blockquote><p><b>\u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est un petit pas pour l&rsquo;homme, mais un grand saut pour le voisinage.\u00a0\u00bb<\/b> \u2014 <i>Comit\u00e9 de soutien au Bison de Kergalan.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3>\ud83d\udce9 INFO PRATIQUE :<\/h3>\n<p>Pour toute question sur la s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des cl\u00f4tures ou pour r\u00e9server votre cr\u00e9neau \u00ab\u00a0Frisson au Foin\u00a0\u00bb, merci de contacter le service <b>Agrotech-Buffalo<\/b> ou de passer voir Ga\u00ebl (attention, il porte d\u00e9sormais un lasso).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\uddde\ufe0f\u00a0\u00c9dition Sp\u00e9ciale : Printemps &amp; Adr\u00e9naline | Avril 2026 &nbsp; \u26a1 OP\u00c9RATION KERGALAN-FUTUR \u26a1 Le courant passe entre nous (et les vaches aussi) \ud83d\udc04 UN B\u00c2TIMENT \u00c0 HAUTE TENSION Notre nouveau complexe agricole est d\u00e9sormais 100% robotis\u00e9. Entre la traite automatis\u00e9e par guidage laser et les cl\u00f4tures \u00ab\u00a0Hyper-Volt\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 trois&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/2026\/04\/02\/la-gazette-de-kergalan\/\"><span>Lire la suite<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4019"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4025,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4019\/revisions\/4025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kergalan.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}